Originally posted on The False Prophet:
Picture prompt #3 by Occupy Daily Prompt gave me 4 pictures and I it struck me that they all had one thing in common.
‘Screw you, guys, I’m going home!’
“She picked up a huge steak and tried to slap me with it…”
Originally posted on sixty, single and surviving:
Yesterday was a busy day on cash and tempers were running high. These tanned ladies that ‘just got back’ are driving me nuts. They ‘don’t have a thing’ in the house and are having 20 people over for Easter. They don’t think for 1 second that they might be talking to someone who worked her ass off all winter, driving in death-defying weather and living alone.
“oh, you poor woman….. what a hassle to come back to Canada after a relaxing winter in Mexico and have all your kids and grandkids over this weekend. And you have to spend $200 on all the food you can think of…… gosh, my heart bleeds for you. Maybe if you are rude to me, it will relieve some of your stress.” I say to myself while smiling.
I finally broke. There she was tanned way too dark, coiffed dyed hair sticking out in the right directions and…
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Originally posted on The Daily Prompt Alternative:
It’s April 1st! Pull a fast one — publish a post that gently pranks your readers.
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